Kirjan nimihän on Laugh on the Loo (LoL, btw!), ja se on tullut Marks & Spenceriltä. Mun on pakko jakaa teidän kans pari vitsiä, jotka nauratti mua aika paljon:
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" The shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?" The little girl puts her hands on her knees, leand forward and says in a quiet voice: "I don't fhink my pyfon really giveths a thit."
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's surgery, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's check-up. The doctor arrived and examined the baby, checked his weight and , being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breastfed or bottle-fed. "Breastfed", she replied. "Well, strip down to you waist", the doctor ordered. The woman took off her blouse and bra. The doctor pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said: "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk." "I know", she said, "I'm his grandma, but I'm glad I came."
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